Flaming hot chocolate chicken

Flaming hot chocolate chicken

 Ingredients

Chocolate, hot chocolate, chicken,hottest hot sauce and pasta

How to make it

Combine chicken, hot chocolate(not boiled), chocolate and 100 bottles of the hottest  sauce.  Cook in oven at 100 degrees for 5 days and then add some pasta  (raw).  Eat immediately.

This is the best food on earth so make it and eat it!  

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Blasters

Blasters

Once upon a time there was a man who was a secret spy and he had a case that had magic powers. It could shoot and fly and fire rockets. There was a cheeky pigeon that got into his case  and the pigeon found all the controls in it. The pigeon thought this is weird people have controls in their cases so he taped buttons that fired lasers and rockets. The pigeon thought this is fun and put on a smile. and he pushed lots of the buttons and he looked though the camera and saw the spy and he had run to the shop to get a ice cream the piggon put the gun and the frying things away and the spy stepped closer and he tried to get him but missed and the pigeon put out the guns and the spy put the ice cream right in front of him. the pigeon started to eat the ice cream and he got the box and then he went to get the pigeon and the pigeon ran away with the ice cream now you might be wondering how the pigeon could run with an ice cream well he was a strong pigeon that could probably carry a truck! So the spy fire a rocket by an accident that would blow up the city was in so he got the bag and when flying into the sky and this time the pigeon went with him and the spy  got the ice cream and throwed it away and the pigeon went with it and he fired rockets at the rocket and the rocket blowed up and he came back down safely and he was happy but the only thing he wasn't happy about the pigeon was eating the ice cream so he  walked away and the pigeon got squished

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